Jul 63 min read

The Great Hamaji Migration of July 4th

Jun 267 min read

High Société: Dearborn Discovers the French Accent Mark

Jun 194 min read

No One Cares at 1 AM

May 273 min read

YOU BRING ARABS TO DEARBORN FOR ONE WEEKEND AND THE ENTIRE CITY IMMEDIATELY STOPS OPERATING LIKE AMERICA.

May 152 min read

CITY IN CHAOS, MAYOR IN HIDING

May 153 min read

Dearborn really became a live-action Facebook comment section this week.

May 114 min read

Islamic House of Wisdom Presents: The Wisdom Left the Building

May 73 min read

BREAKING NEWS FROM THE ISLAMIC REPUBLIC OF DEARBORN: A Muslim student was accidentally served pork pepperoni pizza at school.

Apr 292 min read

If Nobody Will Say It, Habib Will

Apr 143 min read

Dearborn Finally Agrees on Something—And Of Course It Took the FBI

Feb 242 min read

Ramadan: The Annual Dearborn Fraud Ceasefire

Jan 292 min read

Mutʿah: Dearborn’s Official Halal Tinder™ — Now With Contract Duration and God’s Blessing!

Jan 282 min read

📣 “If It’s Not Filmed, Did It Even Happen? A Dearborn Love Story with the Spotlight”

Jan 233 min read

Sons of the Sand, Shivering in the Snow: A Winter Survival Guide for Dearborn Arabs

Dec 7, 20254 min read

🍇 Berry Scores Again: How Dearborn’s Mayors Became Lebanon’s Favorite Side Quests

Nov 18, 20253 min read

The Real Dearborn: A Community in Motion

Nov 17, 20253 min read

Loyalty in Question: Mayor Beydoun, the Phone Call, and the Lebanese Legacy

Nov 3, 20253 min read

La Vie en Hajj: Dearborn Burns, But the Filters Stay On

Oct 23, 20254 min read

Welcome to Dearborn — Please Ignore the Man by the Bus Stop

Oct 20, 20252 min read

🐪 The Dearborn Insurance Jihad: How We Scammed Ourselves into Paying $5K a Year for Honesty