The entire city was outside. Ford Road looked like a deleted GTA mission. Police everywhere. Helicopters. U-Haul parked like the final boss entered the map. Random podcast warriors trying to provoke Muslims for internet clout. Dearborn residents standing around in Nike Techs looking emotionally prepared for anything except affordable car insurance. And while all this was happening… the mayor was allegedly under his mama’s kitchen sink hiding next to the Lysol and Ça va glass