In Dearborn — and let’s be honest, in much of our Middle Eastern diaspora — there’s a sacred unwritten law that no good deed shall occur unless it’s recorded, captioned, tagged, and commented on twice.  This is less a community and more a 24/7 red‑carpet moment in search of an audience. We don’t push cars because an old lady needs help — we push them because our Ray‑Ban Meta™  glasses are charged, the lighting is cinematic, and we need that caption to flex later.  If Kareem h